Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.