Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.