How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.