How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.