How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist