Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !