How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

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What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say?

Allahu Ackbar!