Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
He used an eyepatch
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Because pulling out is work!!!
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
Well that came out of the purple
It's a beta blocker
They start tipping balls.
and can tell them Plant Spern
Damm, we do taste like chicken!
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Cross country
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
Bombs
Just Cause
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
The ounce
