How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.