Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot