Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!