Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels