What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Badum Tsss Jokes More Badum Tsss Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.