Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo