Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is your wife annoying?

Because she is always jalapeno business.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

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