What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you