What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they're hard to iron.