What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.