Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!