Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.