Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!