Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!