Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.