Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.