What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.