Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)