Which eggs are the best for Easter?

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!