What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home