What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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Because they're shellfish.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

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Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Homeless.

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Because why emcee, eh

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"