What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.