Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

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Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.