Paul Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?

Paul gas coin!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.