What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.