What's next to England?

A question mark.

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.