Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain