Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

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What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.