Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached