Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!