Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.