What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)