What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.