What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Backup Jokes More Backup Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!