Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.