What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"