What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...