What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Bernard Jokes More Bernard Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!