Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.