Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!