Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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Lettuce alone without dressing.

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She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes