Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What kind of database does a Pokedex use?

PokeMongoDB

What kind of television do horses like?

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome