Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome