Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A tire.
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because there horns don't work. :)
Her knees swell up when she farts.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
