What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.