What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.