Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!