Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!