Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.