What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.