Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea