Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.