Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.