Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.