Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.