Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.