Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.