What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!