Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.