What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.