What's one thing you hated as a kid but...

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Molestation Jokes More Molestation Jokes

What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.