How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Artichoke Jokes More Artichoke Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable?

Artichoke.