What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there