What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.