What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.