Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city