What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!