Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.