Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How much does a birdhouse cost?

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.