Bust Jokes

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What is the hardest part about sky diving?

The ground.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Pimple Jokes More Pimple Jokes

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.