What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.