What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.