What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.