Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
A carrot. :