What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie